Psychiatrists ask Chicharito: “Is that new couple in this room?”

Chicharito announced that he already has a new girlfriend… although she never appeared in the video, which prompted some psychiatrists to intervene.

After several weeks of controversy and a lack of goals, the Chivas forward published a new clip in which he showed off his new partner, whom we were never able to see.

“Chicharito”: Because he revealed he has a partner. pic.twitter.com/SzOrMrUPpB

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Chicharito has already introduced us to his new imaginary girlfriend

“ No, no one was going to give me any trouble,” Hernández said, as he took a bouquet of flowers out of his shin guard.

The post left everyone confused, as it shows the footballer in two different emotional states: first, with a blank stare, like someone listening to a life coach say "it's all in your mind," and seconds later, smiling and holding the bouquet like someone who just won a grammar contest in elementary school.

Psychiatrists who analyzed the video footage stated that the case is "a clear example of emotional dissonance with probable imaginary interaction," proceeding to ask Chicharito:

— “Javier… is that new couple in this room with us right now?”

Is that Alfa Romeo collection in the room with us? https://t.co/rmKqPVaXLB pic.twitter.com/KcYnUW96KZ

— Arturo Herrera (@RealArturoH) February 9, 2024

Some psychology students even zoomed in on the video to read what the card in the arrangement, apparently purchased by himself, said:

“To the love of my life, from me to me,” one could read in the dedication.

Unless the player reveals their supposed new partner within the next 24 hours, it's assumed they've entered a "self-love" phase, taking advantage of the benefits of chatting with ChatGPT to create the illusion that they have someone who loves them.

And just in case you missed it: a group of influencers formed a union to demand that they be “taken seriously.”

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